(2021) A new Tachyon Egg product allows folks to extend their vacations by creating Temporal bubbles. Pre-orders are huge for the holidays!

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11/22/23, 5:00 PM

11/29/23, 5:00 PM

As ovens, hvac systems, and water heaters switch to electric, utility power demands are growing, fuel is needed!

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11/20/23, 5:00 PM

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(2021) Fancy Wrapping Paper is all the rage this year - incredible textures and illusions have Super Material Egg farmers working overtime!

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11/17/23, 5:00 PM

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(2022) A company is selling bumper attached a Fusion Egg Powered radiant heater that will melt any snow in your path! Can you fill their order?

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11/17/23, 5:00 PM

11/24/23, 5:00 PM

With virtually all space heating utilizing electric heat pumps, Energy spikes now occur on cold nights too! Fuel is needed.

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11/15/23, 5:00 PM

12/6/23, 5:00 PM

Researchers are having trouble getting raw materials delivered for their experiments with Super Material Eggs.. in volcanos! They want you to work on site.

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11/13/23, 5:00 PM

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(2019) With the discovery of new Boosts, farmers are quickly moving to pricier eggs leading to a scarcity of Edible Eggs, we need your help!

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11/10/23, 5:00 PM

11/17/23, 5:00 PM

(2019) A science project aims to move a planet into the habitable zone of a nearby star system. Graviton egg demand is spiking.

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11/10/23, 5:00 PM

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(2020) While billions are in self quarantine, orders of Superfood eggs for home meals have exploded!

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11/8/23, 5:00 PM

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To avoid adjusting to time changes most folks manage the transition with Tachyon Egg powered products, supplies are in demand!

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11/6/23, 5:00 PM

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(2019) The creator of Egg, Inc. (me) just had a baby! I need y'all to work together to make me some quantum waste pails to help with all the diapers!

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11/3/23, 4:00 PM

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(2018) With all the wrapping paper and boxes to throw out, Quantum Trash bags are flying off the shelves!

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11/3/23, 4:00 PM

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